hungry hungry hippo

Poor clay...he's been such a champion husband through this pregnancy...but i think he's starting to get tired of it too! Im sure he already feels like he is caring for a baby by taking care of me...Putting my shoes on...Helping me stand up...sit down..roll out of bed..and making sure im fed! My hunger has really increased these past few days...and i feel like im starving every couple of hours...and when im hungry...you better just move out of the way...or run the risk of getting hurt! And clay has been very very sweet this entire pregnancy...always getting up to fix me something at nights... (hey..i gotta milk this for all its worth..once his baby girl is here..im gonna be chop suey....get my own snack) Last night...i couldnt go to sleep because...big shocker..i was STARVING!! Clay offers to go get me something... My request: A BIG bowl of cereal...(not that healthy i know...but ask me if i care at this point) So my darling husband dutefully retrieves the bowl of cereal....but with one problem... this was a small...average size bowl of cereal. Im not being ungrateful...but come on. You dont try to fill King Kong with one banana, right? So i say..as sweetly as possible ...Thank you! but...this is NOT the big huge bowl of cereal i requested... ( i know...i should have just shut up...ate the darn stuff and got more if i wanted it...but no...this pregnacy has given me word vomit) He looks at me and says..." you dont NEED a bigger bowl of cereal "... EXCUSE ME>>> cough..choke..!!! Bless his heart. If he didnt know...he knows NOW.. that you dont tell a 8 month preggy girl that she doesnt need more of anything! At this point...if i want to eat untill i absolutely puke...please..just step aside and let me.